Fix Your Eyebrow Crimes!

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We’ve all seen it. Perhaps some of us have fallen victim to it. But some of us unknowingly commit the Eyebrow Crime (a felony in 5 states). Okay not really, but it should be lol!

What is the Eyebrow Crime? There are several different categories:

Pencil Thin Eyebrows:  Most of the time, it’s not that the person can’t grow thick eyebrows.  They just over-tweeze for some reason.  I, myself, have been victim to this one several times in the past.  I keep tweezing, trying to get my eyebrows even, and before I know it, I look like this:




Sharpie Eyebrows:  Sharpie Eyebrows occur when you shave off your natural eyebrows, and draw them back on with an unnaturally black eyeliner pencil.





Caterpillar Eyebrows: Youch. Just get some pesticide.




Neighborly Eyebrows: When your eyebrows love each other too much (they’re too close together). They’re usually drawn/powdered on this way. I’ve never seen anyone whose eyebrows naturally grow like this unless a unibrow is severed.




Not sure where your eyebrows should start and stop? Check out this chart:

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  1. roni faida

    01/06/2014 at 4:47 PM

    This is exactly why I pay someone to do mine. There is a woman at work that I swear it looks like she took a sharpie and drew on her face, I’m always perplexed when I see her.

    • ladylolinda

      01/06/2014 at 5:00 PM

      LOL!!!!!! I will NEVER understand it!

  2. Tiffany Cruz

    01/15/2014 at 8:32 PM

    I LOVE this post. It made me laugh. I’m just recently learning about the importance of good looking eyebrows. I’ve always over plucked. Slowly, I’ve been adding a little more and letting them grow back in. I think I’m finally there. I was working on a similar post to declare to the world that I now know what to do with my eyebrows. Thanks for sharing. Love your blog too by the way. I’m new here. Maybe I’ll stay a while and look around.

    • ladylolinda

      01/16/2014 at 9:31 AM

      LOL thank you so much Tiffany! You just made my day! 🙂 And girl – I over pluck too. Every single time I get my eyebrows done, I’m like, okay – I can keep this up myself. No need to spend time and money letting someone else do it; I’ll just follow their lines and pluck as the hairs grow in. BWAHAHAHAHA that NEVER works!!! So I end up back at square one every 6 weeks or so. I’ll never learn LOL!

      Thank you so much for visiting! I hope you enjoy your stay! 🙂

  3. Kita

    01/16/2014 at 8:19 AM

    Great tips I notice a lot of women would shave them off and draw on them I am not a fan of that. I try to get mines arched every now and then which is not often but when I do it makes me feel good lol

    • ladylolinda

      01/16/2014 at 9:27 AM

      LOL! I guess getting rid of them and drawing them back is the only way to get them shaped perfectly… but I would never do that! And yes, I totally agree – that feeling after getting your eyebrows done… BAM lol

  4. Aria

    01/16/2014 at 8:31 AM

    I have unruly eyebrows so I get them done and try to keep em up. My face feels polished when my brows are done.

    • ladylolinda

      01/16/2014 at 9:25 AM

      Same here! And sometimes even after getting mine threaded, they’re still hard to brush into the perfect shape. Thank God for eyebrow pencils lol!

      Thank you for reading and commenting!

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